January 2012
27 posts
Watchsellyourselfshort:
isawyourworldfallapart:
somnambulista:
zombieinmybutt:
SEND MY WIFE DIRECTIONS TO HELL
The iPhone 4s,
Fucking lives up since 2011
ASK MY WIFE IF SHE’S FUCKING JIM MCPHERSON
omg
Searching for a place to hide
HAHA
can't wait to move
no bullshit, as soon as the bunnies are settled in to our new house we’re getting a maine coon ~*~*~
why does my life smell like garbage?
wtf is wrong with me, I keep smelling garbage everywhere. Every time I walked into my apt yesterday I smelled it, so I took out the trash, emptied the compost, cleaned the bunnies’ litter, and vinegared & febreezed a basket of shoes by the bed. I STILL smelled garbage in this one spot in the house. I can’t figure it out. Now I’m at work and I swear I’m smelling it...
December 2011
23 posts
IS BABYONCE BORN YET →
Why am I working today
It’s 12:00 and I’m still the only one in the office. I’m starting to think everyone else took the day off and didn’t bother to tell me. Either that or every client canceled because WHO IS WORKING TODAY? there are 5 cars in the parking garage and there are probably 30 offices in this building. At least I’m getting paid?
It was 80 degrees yesterday so we went to the...
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